The "Envelope", The "Box" And Other Fictitious Boundaries Of Human Thought

Why Do We Relentessly Use Restrictive Metaphors To Explain Creativity?

By David Miranda

I am a big fan of the human race, particularly those members whose creativity have changed and shaped the lives of the rest of us in so many different and diverse areas - the arts, science, medicine, architecture, transportation, human rights, technology, and, yes, business.

The names of these people, past and present, are too many to list here, but they all have one thing in common - they were creative thinkers who had to battle the inertia and resistance of their ideas from those whose comfort zone was the status quo. History continues to repeat itself although we always hear rhetoric to the contrary.

I have attended countless marketing meetings, conferences and seminars where marketing executives and gurus have encouraged the attendees to "think outside the box" or "push the envelope" to create products and services that provide a strategic competitive advantage for their firms or clients.

What is this "box" or "envelope"? Simply stated, it is the sacred cow - the status quo. Here lies the hypocrisy. Encourage new thinking but hang on tightly to the way we currently do things.

In any successful enterprise today, there should be no status quo, no comfort zone. The status quo is a terminal illness if left untreated. Relentless innovation is the answer. Innovate or die.

Need some examples? Local newspapers, passenger trains, typewriters, vinyl records, barber shops, milkmen, travel agencies, local bookstores, mom and pop hardware stores, door-to-door sales, dial-up Internet services, etc. etc. etc. All represent businesses that clung to the status quo too long to save themselves.

Ladies and gentlemen, there is no "box" or "envelope". That's why they call it "thinking". So don't think outside "this" or try to "push" beyond "that". Just think and you'll find better solutions than those who play in "boxes".

Love Means Never Having To Use An Asterisk

"Honey, I love you*" (*See below for more details, terms & conditions)

By David Miranda

Imagine sending a birthday card to, say, your significant other. The front of the card reads Happy Birthday, I love you* *(See details, terms & conditions inside)

Inside the card reads:

*This card in intended for your current birthday as shown on an official government ID which may be required to validate your date of birth, and not for birthdays you will have in the future. "I" refers to the sender and should not be confused with other persons with a similar first or last name. "You" refers to the recipient. As the recipient you are not permitted to resend this card to a third party, unless you have the expressed written permission of the sender. Permission will not be withheld unreasonably. This card is not accompanied by any money, gifts, or offer for dining. If you have any questions regarding these terms & conditions, please contact the sender between the hours of 9AM and 5PM EST, Monday through Friday."

Sound ridiculous? We, in marketing, become so paranoid of litigation and risk-averse that we cannot make a declarative statement about our brand, products, services, or offers that does not include an asterisk or footnote of disclaimers, terms and conditions written in microscopic point size.

Do we really need lawyers to compose this mouse print legalese and then other lawyers to translate in even more pages of legalese than the original?

Here's a real example? Want to take advantage of an airline fare sale where the headline boldly states "Atlanta to New York - From $99 Per Person* (*See details below)". Of course the "details below" states
*All fares are one-way. All fares are non-refundable and a $75 fee per person will apply to changes made after purchase, plus any applicable increase in airfare. Reservations may be obtained or changed through a Telephone Reservations Center for an additional $7.50 per person. Seats are limited, subject to availability, and may not be available on all flights. Fares, routes, and schedules are subject to change without notice. Fares do not include per-segment tax of $3.50. A segment is defined as one takeoff and one landing. The September 11th security fee of up to $10 is not included. Airport Passenger Facility Charges of up to $18 are not included.

Here's the English translation - "This is a "One-Way" fare offer. You are not going to get your money back if you have to cancel. If you do change we will charge you $7.50 per person plus a $75 per person change fee plus any increase in airfare. The fare does not include a per-segment tax of $3.50 per ticket. A September 11th security fee of up to $10 is not included and Airport Passenger Facility Charges of up to $18 is not included." So far, if you are fortunate enough to get a fare ("Seats are limited, subject to availability, and may not be available on all flights. Fares, routes, and schedules are subject to change without notice") the fare will be $99 times 2 ( I assume you want to return) plus $3.50 times 2 plus $10 times 2 plus $18 times 2 which comes to about $260 (assuming you don't have to change your reservation).

Why doesn't the airline simply state "Round Trip Airfare From Atlanta to New York From $260 including all fees and taxes. We have limited availability so book early"

Let's show our customers we really love them - keep the message simple, short, and sincere.

Love means never having to use an asterisk.

In A Soft Market - Fill Up The Marketing "Tank" To Succeed

It's Not Just Good Times When Competitors Are Plotting Your Demise

By David Miranda

When the market softens, it is hard to believe that some brands' knee jerk reaction is to reduce marketing budgets. Just the contrary, in a soft economy it is paramount to relentlessly give people new reasons to prefer you over the competition.

Let's be clear. Potential and existing competition are relentlessly up to no good. In fact, they are constantly plotting your demise - looking for exploitable opportunities with consumers and customers. In a slow market, this challenge is exacerbated.

Today, brand preference is perishable. Consumers and customers enjoy a competitive marketplace of hyper-choice. A brand, therefore, must relentlessy communicate why it matters that they buy your stuff versus the other guy's, especially in soft times. Marketing is the branding guidance and navigation that leads consumers and customers to prefer your "stuff" and you need the budget to do it.

Starbucks convinced consumers that great coffee did not come from a jar or bag from a supermarket or from a fast food outlet. Great coffee came from Starbucks, according to Starbucks, and it was worth the premium and the wait in line to enjoy it. A softer economy and strong competition in the forms of McDonalds, Dunkin Donuts, and others gave people new reasons to buy competitors' coffee. Starbucks found itself challenged. The result, they brought back its founder, closed unprofitable locations, reengineered its offerings, and even closed all stores for a day for retraining. One might conclude that became a little to complacent.

How about Apple and Steve Jobs? They did not invent the MP3 player or the mobile phone. As a matter of fact they came late to the game in each category. Few could argue the success of the iPod/iTunes or the iPhone. Steve Jobs continues to plot the demise of his competition. Apple's ad campaign (PC vs MAC) has caused untold aggravation for Microsoft who has now responded with their "I am a PC" campaign.

Reduce marketing in a slowdown is like deciding not to fill up your tank to go on a car trip to reduce travel expenses. In a down market, competitors do not go into hibernation. They become more aggressive and daring. A brand vulnerable with a reduced marketing budget, will sooner of later be "parked on the side of the road to success" while competitors speed by.

Keep your marketing "tank" full.

Marketing In Tough Times - The Relentless Pursuit Of Positive Outcomes

Because Business In Tough Times Is An Extreme Competition Where The Clock Is Against You

By David Miranda

Team sports is the most ubiquitous metaphor used in business to illustrate the similarities between a successful enterprise and a winning team. Examples abound such as "There's no 'I' in team" ; "We need to play our 'A' game"; and "Business is a contact sport". Even quotes from sports legends make their way into the boardrooms of corporate America such as the famous saying attributed to legendary Coach Vince Lombardi "Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing".

Okay, we get it already. Business and team sports do have a lot in common, but sometimes we can take the team sports thing a little too far and forget the critical difference.

Let's consider that critical difference.

Unlike team sports, in business there are no time outs, no half times, no off season, no spring training. Business is a relentless 24/7 high stakes competition. If things are not going your way, you can't call a time-out to get your bearings. The competition goes on relentlessly and it's not just you versus another competitor - it's you against a world of competitors, all the time. The "season" is 24x7x365. Hard to imagine any team sport as gruelling.

Marketers, therefore, must understand that marketing, particularly in tough times, is a verb - an action verb. Successful marketing must embrace a culture of the relentless pursuit of positive outcomes. Gone are the days when a business had the luxury of spending months to develop a marketing plan with its strategic direction and tactical elements to be executed over the next fiscal year.

Today, marketers must employ a "stratactical approach" - a concept that conceives and executes the enterprise's strategy and tactics in tandem. Using a football sports analogy, this is like allowing the quarterback to call an audible - to change the originally called play at the line of scrimmage in order to exploit a defensive vulnerability or counter a defensive threat.

The ability to exploit opportunities and counter competitive threats as soon as they occur requires a new marketing perspective - one that is more agile, more athletic, more manueverable and less bureaucratic, less cumbersome, and less traditional in form and function. Old school marketers will find this approach uncomfortable and, maybe unnerving at times, but it's a brand new "game".

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "us" and "I" in business.

It takes bold leadership and strong teamwork to achieve positive outcomes in a relentlessly challenging world.

Game on!

Marketing Research - The Study Of Frog Jumping

Be Careful Not To "Jump" To the Wrong Conclusions

By David Miranda

I want to apologize to any animal activist groups in advance. No frogs were harmed in this story.

Some behavioral scientists were conducting a study on frog jumping to determine the relationship between a frog's physical characteristics and its ability and skill at jumping. A frog was placed on a lab table at a precise starting point. One of the scientists made a loud noise. A fellow scientist recorded the result: a frog with four legs jumped four feet. Another scientist removed one of the frog's legs and then the loud noise. Result? The frog with three legs jumped three feet. This sequence was repeated. Remove a leg, make a loud noise. Results? The frog with two legs jumped two feet and with one leg jumped one foot. Finally the frog's last leg was removed and the scientist made the the loud noise. Result? The legless frog did not move. The scientists' conclusion? Frogs with no legs go deaf.

Sometimes marketers view conclusions from research the same way. This happens more frequently than we like to admit. Here are some real life examples.

• A company was pleased to see that calls to their customer service department were trending down until they discovered it was due to customers not being able to get through and finally giving up.


• A company whose sales were trending down wrongly concluded their advertising agency needed to be changed when, in fact, it was due to poor product quality.


• A company wrongly concluded that a new customer loyalty program would stem the tide of defecting customers when the real problem was inferior service.

Don't go "deaf" in what makes your business "jump".

Make your own conclusions on what the research is really telling you.

Getting Out The Votes (Dollars) For Your Brand

How Marketers Can Learn From Politics

By David Miranda

Marketers can learn a lot from their political campaign colleagues i.e. knowing one's constituencies, packaging the candidate, getting out the vote, and employing effective media to name a few.

The political campaign objective? Get your candidate more votes than the others on the ballot. The marketing campaign objective? Get more dollars than the others in the register.

Smart political campaign managers know the landscape. They know that the voters can be looked at as a spectrum from "strongly for" to "softly for" to "undecideds" to "softy against" to "strongly against". Where, therefore, should they wisely invest their limited resources? Logically it would be to convert the "softly for" to the "strongly for" and the "undecideds" to the "softly for". Next, albeit, a tougher task, to convert the "softly against" to "undecideds" and then have a shot at luring them to the "softly for". This is based on the premise that it is highly improbable to poach votes from another candidate's "strongly for" base.

The same can be said in today's consumer democracy where consumers vote with their dollars. When developing a marketing plan with limited resources, it is important to first define and understand the brand preference spectrum. One is more likely to have a better R.O.M.I. (return on marketing investment) with those consumers with a strong and soft preference for the brand. Next target - those consumers with no brand preference, followed by those who have a soft preference for competitors. The likely success of trying to convert consumers with a strong preference for your competitors is highly doubtful. It is also true that the stronger the consumer preference for your brand, the less marketing investment is required to retain their repeat business. Conversely, the stronger the preference for your competitor, the greater the marketing investment required for the benefit derived.

Know your brand preference spectrum, invest accordingly, and get out the vote for your brand.